are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot
man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition
in pompeii there is this brothel where there are paintings of sexual acts above the doors because people used to pick which ones they wanted like fast food but with prostitution
hello i’d like to purchase a McCummie
Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
*me watching X Factor*
me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!
Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.
me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
wtf is wrong with teenagers
promblem? bro we are teen We are teen bro if you have a problem please remember we are teen we are so fuckgin teen i love being Teen Im A TEEn i love teens im a teen im teen Bro. im teen,. your teen. we’er all teen everyone on this websute is teen