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octobra:

are captchas getting harder or am I slowly turning into a robot

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

8 hours ago via acomas 113,071 notes

communistbakery:

earthdad:

growlethal:

in pompeii there is this brothel where there are paintings of sexual acts above the doors because people used to pick which ones they wanted like fast food but with prostitution

hello i’d like to purchase a McCummie

delete this

hotsenator:

Shout out to all of the oldest children…who were used as the tester kids and now watch their younger siblings get away with shit you would have been killed for.. Justice will never be restored

1 day ago via cuwa © hotsenator 91,693 notes

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

1 day ago via baracknobama © silversora 818,793 notes

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

1 day ago via susemoji © withoutyourwalls 74,561 notes

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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1 day ago via okay © lindsaychrist 303,227 notes

lopfax:

henphrodi:

wtf is wrong with teenagers 

promblem? bro we are teen We are teen bro if you have  a problem please remember we are teen we are so fuckgin teen i love being Teen Im A TEEn i love teens im a teen im teen Bro. im teen,. your teen. we’er all teen everyone on this websute is teen

1 day ago via jesussbabymomma 79,058 notes
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