your favorite nerd

femalefederals:

"if she didn’t want those nudes released, she wouldn’t have taken them"

so I guess you wouldn’t mind all your friends and family seeing your smutty fanfictions and filthy text posts since you wouldn’t have made them if you didn’t want anyone to see them

23 hours ago via mcporno © jewist 24,847 notes

lllllllllllllletswrite:

i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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1 day ago via d0nn0 © wif2 708,915 notes

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

candy-hart:

people in pakistan are protesting against their government, african american folk are being killed by the police in the usa, but lets waste our time reporting on some crusty nerd leaking photos of women and how they shouldn’t have taken the photos.

mcporno:

when someone you thought you were friends with unfollows you

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1 day ago via icarly-official 4,730 notes

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

1 day ago via shouldnt © breakfastburritoe 262,658 notes