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In first period tomorrow like


when u give head to him after he take a shower so his dick fresh n clean


1 hour ago via sidegrl © milfdud 170 notes


wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

1 hour ago via hotboyproblems © sassings 452,959 notes
2 hours ago via magicul © brookeeverdeen 66,023 notes


wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

2 hours ago via lanadelgayest © beefmilk2 191,196 notes



what do lesbians do when they’re both on their period

finger paint



i hate people who take posts like “black ladies are beautiful” and say “YOU MEAN EVERYONE IS BEAUTIFUL”

its like showing up to a little celebratory function for an unappreciated tech crew of a movie and going “DONT U THINK THE ACTORS ARE IMPORTANT TOO???”

son the actors already have the red carpet and four billion dollars sit down


Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”

3 hours ago via tonyabbot © hashtagugly 95,793 notes
4 hours ago via pizza 164,145 notes



imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

4 hours ago via lanadelgayest © exeggcute 215,474 notes