your favorite nerd
2 hours ago via sniffing 1,780 notes
me: my arm hurts
mom: it's the computer
me: my eyes hurt
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a nosebleed
mom: it's the computer
me: i have a fever
mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
me: im pregnant
mom: it's the computer
me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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3 hours ago via australiansanta © evaot 71,034 notes

tweeckos:

a gay camp that parents send their children to in order to be “corrected” that is actually a disguised safe haven for LGBT youths

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

4 hours ago via acomas © untongue 623,348 notes

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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5 hours ago via baracknobama © bootybar 205,012 notes

Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.

thefirstmissamerica:

italy-curl:

jessieboooooo:

This one time I tripped

this one time I split my forehead open

This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t

666-slut:

when your crush posts a new selfie

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6 hours ago via g-iggle © tuhree 60,714 notes

chilled:

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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this couldn’t get any better

7 hours ago via squort © catsfurever 218,324 notes